Don't Feed The Fat Guy!!!!

     I was thinking about this the other day while eating lunch.  A friend of mine, who is very skinny by the way, had finished his lunch and was unable to finish his cookies.  I know he did this only to be nice, but offered me the last two remaing cookies.  Needless to say, being presented with two delicious chocolate chip cookies and lacking willpower, I was unable to resist.  I bet if we think about it, many people think that they are being nice to the fat guy and believe that with that belly of his, he just has room for it.  If we stop to think about it, we are fat, because we struggle with saying no to food.  So, if you want to do the fat guys of the world a favor, discreetly put the cookies you can't finish out of sight and offer us a carrot stick instead.